fuck you alley cat

So the b.r. alley cats have had a crisis of self in the last two months.

October almost didn't happen. Same with November.

These races have been happening since February of 2009. There's no way I can let them stop now. Fuck that.

So be prepared to pay for being idiots, BR. :-)

Meet under the I-10 bridge on the levee. Pay your $5, turn on your lights, and race.

registration starts at 6:45, race is 2 hour time limit. finish line is at chelsea's cafe.

- Andy Tuba

november b.r.alley cat

Hey y'all.

November's race will be next weekend, November 18, 2011. Stay tuned here and the facebook group for information.

<3

July Alleycat

6:30 registration, 7 sharp race.

City Park Fountain.

$5. Bike. Lights. Helmet. Camera/Phone.

No camera or phone = play.

June Race!!!!!

Hey all!!

June race details are in!

It is being run by Aaron the Metalsmith.

$5 as usual

6:30-7:00 registration

7PM-9PM race (two hour time limit)

MUST HAVE A DIGITAL PICTURE CAPTURING DEVICE (cell phone, camera, flip, etc)

there will be a facebook event for it as well, so keep your eyes out for that.

Come on out and participate in a fun, fast paced race around BR!!!!

RACE TONIGHT

Tonight is the May b.r.alley cat.

Needed items: writing utensil, $5, self with operating bicycle

recommended items: helmet, lights

7:00 registraion, 7:30 race, 1 hour time limit

facebook event page is in existence with this same info.

suck it.

April b.r.alley cat!!!!!!!!

POKER RUN!!!!!!!!!!

Come check out the first poker run put on by b.r.alley cat productions.

Important Details:

Meet at Webb Park Parking Lot (Where Broussard dead ends at Country Club Dr)

$5 to race --- 7:00PM Registration --- 7:30PM Race Begins --- 1.5 hour time limit

Not Quite So Important Details:

checkpoints will be posted Friday morning --- this race will not end at the starting point

*****UPDATE*****

9945 Airline Hwy (hearts) 2544 Government St (spades) 8210 Jefferson Hwy (diamonds) 355 North Blvd (clubs) 4715 Bennington Ave (Jokers) End at Chelseas

*****END UPDATE*****

Come with lights/helmet/whatever else.

No bags, locks, writing utensils necessary. All you need is a place to keep some stuff that you will pick up along the way. (poker cards, duh...)

There are two options for this one:

"A" route: approximately 18 miles with 6 stops (including the end point)

"B" route: approximately 9 miles with 3 stops (including the end point)

B route will not go to Airline Hwy or Jefferson Hwy

the A route will be for the pot, B route will not

Sorry

March Race Details

March Madness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6:30PM registration + $5.00 + 7PM race

Meet at City Park Fountain

One and a half hour time limit (that's til 8:30 for those of you who can't add...)

Mad Hatters, Basketball Shooters, Hares and hounds!!!

Be there of be somehwere else!

This b.r.alley cat brought to you by Mark Martin!