fuck you alley cat

So the b.r. alley cats have had a crisis of self in the last two months.

October almost didn't happen. Same with November.

These races have been happening since February of 2009. There's no way I can let them stop now. Fuck that.

So be prepared to pay for being idiots, BR. :-)

Meet under the I-10 bridge on the levee. Pay your $5, turn on your lights, and race.

registration starts at 6:45, race is 2 hour time limit. finish line is at chelsea's cafe.

- Andy Tuba

november b.r.alley cat

Hey y'all.

November's race will be next weekend, November 18, 2011. Stay tuned here and the facebook group for information.

<3

July Alleycat

6:30 registration, 7 sharp race.

City Park Fountain.

$5. Bike. Lights. Helmet. Camera/Phone.

No camera or phone = play.

June Race!!!!!

Hey all!!

June race details are in!

It is being run by Aaron the Metalsmith.

$5 as usual

6:30-7:00 registration

7PM-9PM race (two hour time limit)

MUST HAVE A DIGITAL PICTURE CAPTURING DEVICE (cell phone, camera, flip, etc)

there will be a facebook event for it as well, so keep your eyes out for that.

Come on out and participate in a fun, fast paced race around BR!!!!

RACE TONIGHT

Tonight is the May b.r.alley cat.

Needed items: writing utensil, $5, self with operating bicycle

recommended items: helmet, lights

7:00 registraion, 7:30 race, 1 hour time limit

facebook event page is in existence with this same info.

suck it.

April b.r.alley cat!!!!!!!!

POKER RUN!!!!!!!!!!

Come check out the first poker run put on by b.r.alley cat productions.

Important Details:

Meet at Webb Park Parking Lot (Where Broussard dead ends at Country Club Dr)

$5 to race --- 7:00PM Registration --- 7:30PM Race Begins --- 1.5 hour time limit

Not Quite So Important Details:

checkpoints will be posted Friday morning --- this race will not end at the starting point

*****UPDATE*****

9945 Airline Hwy (hearts) 2544 Government St (spades) 8210 Jefferson Hwy (diamonds) 355 North Blvd (clubs) 4715 Bennington Ave (Jokers) End at Chelseas

*****END UPDATE*****

Come with lights/helmet/whatever else.

No bags, locks, writing utensils necessary. All you need is a place to keep some stuff that you will pick up along the way. (poker cards, duh...)

There are two options for this one:

"A" route: approximately 18 miles with 6 stops (including the end point)

"B" route: approximately 9 miles with 3 stops (including the end point)

B route will not go to Airline Hwy or Jefferson Hwy

the A route will be for the pot, B route will not

Sorry

March Race Details

March Madness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6:30PM registration + $5.00 + 7PM race

Meet at City Park Fountain

One and a half hour time limit (that's til 8:30 for those of you who can't add...)

Mad Hatters, Basketball Shooters, Hares and hounds!!!

Be there of be somehwere else!

This b.r.alley cat brought to you by Mark Martin!

February b.r.alley cat

Howdy folks!

February race: Know Your Downtown

This is the third February for b.r.alleycats. This marks the beginning of our third year with alley cat races happening every month.
Way to go, BR.

We will start registration at 7:00PM and race at 7:30PM. One hour time limit. Scavenger Hunt downtown Baton Rouge style. After the race we will migrate to Chelsea's to tabulate the results and have some liquid refreshment.

bring your $5, something to write with, and a lock.

See you there!

January Race Details

Check it!

Race starts and ends at Chelsea's Cafe. Registration at 6:30pm. Race starts promptly at 7:00pm and ends at 9:00pm.

$5 to race. Front and rear lights are required, helmets are strongly encouraged. You will need either a cell phone or digital camera with a view screen. Proof of each location will be required. You have 2 hours to hit as many checkpoints as you wish.

You can make this race as easy or as difficult as you want. There are short, mid and long range checkpoints, with values higher for the furthest locations.

January Race

The January Race will be moved to January 21st in order to have more people in town. I've heard from a lot of folks that the 14 is a bad time.

Race To Hell Results

December was a hellish 30 miles for the A route riders. For Route B riders it was a manageable 11 or so.

Stops were:

1) Baton Rouge Beach

2) Natatorium Field

3) I-10 and River Road

4) Webb Park

5) Hobby Lobby on College

A route stop order: 1, 3, 5, 2, 4, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

B route stop order: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

Jonathan wins B route!!!

Dustin wins A route, with Jaden close behind.

following behind them was Clayton

Then Zach and Weeber

I feel like I'm forgetting someone.

Thanks to everyone for showing!

December b.r.alley cat

Race to Hell

NOTE: Time is different than usual


7:30 register, 8:00 race $5
Meet at Baton Rouge Beach (Stanford near W. Lakeshore)


We're all going to hell. This race will determine who is driving the bus that takes us there! (we want someone fast, duh!)


This will be a straight up race. No gimmicks, no tricks. Just point A to B to C to however many there are. Ride fast. Be safe. Good Luck. See you in Hell.


The long version of this race will be close to 30 miles
The short version of this race will be 13 max, if you play your cards right


Lights required
Helmets not required, but you should fucking wear one

November Alleycat

Luke SIDEwalker 2.63 Km Time Trial!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's correct peoples.... A sidewalk alley cat. Set aside your personal qualms with riding on the sidewalk and come out for a 2.63 km time trial.

The start of the race is in the parking lot at the corner of N. 3rd Street and Dunbar Ave. If you were to be at the cannons at Arsenal Park, this would be right behind the building that is straight across the lake.

Registration is at 6:30. Race is PROMPTLY at 7:00 pm.

Since the course is quite tricky, we will be making a slow group ride of the course. Anyone who misses the slow ride will NOT be allowed to race. Course will be marked with small arrows to help.

The course is on sidewalks and crosswalks only, any cutting of corners (even a little bit) is instant disqualification.

Bring lights (required or no racing), a helmet (think for yourself) and $5.

The race consists of 2 one-lap attempts. Best time stands. Top 3 race a double lap against each other. First and Second split pot 80/20 (or their entry fee). No third (after all, second loser sucks!).

September b.r.alley cat

Fat Cat Alley Cat (despite the name, no eating involved)

6:30PM registration @ Chelsea's; race at 7PM

Needed: lights, $5

There will be an "A" race and a "B" race. "A" race ~20 miles; "B" race ~ 5 miles.

Don't be a pudsack and do the "A" race, you pansy.

T.I.T.T. RECAP (Twenty Inch Time Trial)

After much work, deliberation, toil and a little bit of procrastination, Jonathan got us three super pimped out twenty inch bikes set up as time trial rides. If you've never seen a dirtjumper with a two foot seatpost and drop moustache bars you haven't truly lived yet.

We had a two lap route that took riders 0.86 miles. The six riders with the fastest times did a second heat, all on the same bike to even the playing field a little bit. Here are the results:

DFL: Elisabeth!!!! Woo!

3rd place: Jason St. Romaine

2nd place: J.T.

1st place: Jason Evers

Other riders in the top six were: Andy Tuba, Weeber, and Joshua.

Way to go Jonathan for organizing a kickass race, and much thanks to you and your housemates for letting us party there.

Next month is Zac with a race that is sure to be a lot different than this one... keep your eyes peeled here for more info as it comes available to me.

-tuba

Art Fart RECAP

Art Fart Race- June 2010 Bralleycat

13 riders plus 3 last-minute non-registrants raced to see 7 pieces of public art and make it back to Chelsea's first. This was the 17th straight month of Baton Rouge Alley Cats!

One possible route: http://tinyurl.com/2aepk4h. Riders wrote down the meaning of each artwork. The stops and some winning interpretations:

1) Start at Country Corner store near Perk's on Perkins Rd.

2) Baton Rouge High School: Mural on black background on the west side of the campus's easternmost building (a performance art mural)
a. 'reminds me too much of high school' -Kasey
b. 'America's got 'talent'" -Josh

3) White building on 22nd Street just south of North Blvd: mural on side of building (a crawfish shack mural)
a. 'Don't eat me' -Travis
b. 'Seafood sold here' -Josh
c. 'Seafood makes me hungry' -Kasey

4) New State Capitol: sculpture in alcove at bottom of stairs on north side of building, at lake level (a Native American figure)
a. 'Buried beneath capitalism (capitolism? ed)' -Josh'
b. 'Noble but shit on' -Travis

5) Where Government St. bends around and becomes River Road: white statue in middle of fountain (Christopher Columbus pointing)
a. 'I know the way to whiteyville' -Travis
b. 'Discovering what has already been found' -Josh
c. 'Reminds me of God' -Kasey

6) LSU's main quad: Allen Hall. Portico on northeast corner of building, near library. Large outdoor mural (A new-deal style farmworker mural)

7) Towne Center Mall: Statue at front door of PF Chang restaurant (A stone horse)
a. "Meat sold here" -Josh
b. "She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes" -Kasey

8) Residence on Goodwood Blvd at Airline Hwy. Sculpture in front yard (15-foot tall, lit stature of Virgin Mary holding baby Jesus)
a. "Hypocrites live here" -Josh

9) End at Chelsea's

Standings
First woman: Kasey
DFL to the start: Justin
Best interpretations: Josh, Travis, Moshe, Kasey
First fat tire bike: Justin

Overall:
1. Clayton
2. Brett (2 minutes elapsed)
3. Josh (2o minutes)
4. Justin (30 minutes)
5. Kasey (39 minutes)
6. Zack
7. (tie for 6th): Joe
8. Raced but did not finish the course: Travis, Moshe, Christopher, Trey, Bethany, Mike

Art Fart Alley Cat

	Friday, July 9, 2010
	7:00pm - 10:00pm
	meet at Country Corner store on Perkins, across from Perk's Coffee House Registration at 7, race starts at 7:30. This will be a point-to-point race of at least 23 miles. Lights, $5, a pen, and the definition of "modernist." Ends at Chelsea's. Please pass this invite on. Next month: Jonathan incites abuse of little bikes at St. Rose. Please stay tuned here for results from the Art Fart Alleycat, as well as details for next months race, put on by Jonathan.

June Race

June was the second edition of Weeber's 20 questions (only this time, there were 19)

Basically, it was a leisurely ride around the lakes while trying to answer questions that Weeber conjured up about the scenery. He had some trickeration, so it was a true b.r.alley cat.

There were 5 participants:

DFL - Kasey

4th - Eddie

1st - Andy, Joshua, Mike

Because Andy got back first, he won the tie breaker. And blew out his knee again. He's fine, though.

It was a good race, fun times were had at Chelsea's afterwards as always.

Come out next month!!! July 9th, 2010, meeting place TBA.

May

May was the Cruzer Crit b.r.alley cat.

It was held at Mike's house on Myrtle, with 4 racers racing at a time.

I was unable to attend, so if you were there, post a comment on how it went!

As you may or may not be aware, May is bike month. That rules. Last year we did a 4 race Tour da Rouge to celebrate bike month. This year, Andy is in school and otherwise loosing his mind, so he has not had time to orchestrate the Tour da Rouge.

There will be a May b.r.alley cat on the second Friday, though.

Keep your eyes here for more info as it is gathered.